aieon:

It may seem like I’m a sarcastic asshole 24/7, but I’m actually only a sarcastic asshole 18/7 because at night I actually have feelings.

decomfortable:

I want money

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power

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and glory

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shslequius:

"homework" *tired zombie noises*

"studying" *sad zombie noises*

"responsibilities" *disgusted zombie noises*

"internet" *happy zombie noises*

(Source: clgdoublelifts)

undeadthug:

vijara:

RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.

Go eat a canned tree and stop complaining *takes a bite off a juicy turkey leg* 

whatsacanada:

how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

gorilllas:

*video doesn’t load within 2 seconds* well i guess i’ll never know